{"product_id":"thar-goes-last-fvck-i-giveth-dad-hat","title":"Thar Goes! Last Fvck I Giveth Dad Hat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCrown height, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.83 - 19.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e53.00 - 63.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eVisor length, cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0cm; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding: 0cm; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eSome days call for patience.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eOther days... your last fvck simply flies away.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eInspired by the irreverent humour hidden throughout medieval manuscripts, this embroidered cap combines centuries-old artwork with modern sarcasm. Featuring the legendary phrase \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Thar Goes! Last Fvck I Giveth,\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e it's a wearable piece of comedy for those who appreciate history, wit, and not taking life too seriously.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eMade from soft 100% cotton with a relaxed, low-profile fit, it's comfortable enough for everyday wear while guaranteed to spark a laugh wherever you go.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eWhether you’re wandering a Renaissance Faire, grabbing coffee, heading to the pub, or simply embracing your inner medieval menace, this cap says exactly what everyone is thinking – without saying a word.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Product Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eUnstructured low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e100% cotton fabric \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e(green camo variant uses 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003ePre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eAdjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique-brass buckle and grommet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eSewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eSpot clean using warm water and a small amount of dish soap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eThere's no need to soak the entire hat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eFor stubborn marks, gently clean with a soft-bristled brush.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-------\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults. 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